Monday, December 26, 2005

Random Thoughts / Events

The Almighty – by Jeffrey Archer

Started this book yesterday and I’ am already half way through it. It’s a old book but surely gives you a kick.

Shikhar

A new Hindi movie is going to be released next week. The posters give me an impression that this one is inspired by Oliver Stone’s - Wall Street. Difference --- Stone dealt with the Wall Street and this movie deals with the screwed up Bombay Real Estate business

http://www.shikharmovie.com/

Oliver Stone

Coming to think of Oliver Stone I am surprised by the number of Oliver Stone movies that I have seen – The Doors / Natural Born Killers / Heaven and Earth / Born on the 4th of July / Platoon / JFK / Wall Street / Alexander.

Merry Christmas

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Wild Party

So here it goes ….

Yesterday i.e. 18th December was my date of birth. My wife, my friends and I were bored by the routine birthday parties.

All of us wanted to break the routine. So we thought of a “Wild Party”.

I took all of my friends to the Zoo J. We had a party amidst some really heavy-duty party animals – Chimpanzees, Orangutans,Baboons, turtles, Tigers, Panthers, Pumas, Lions, Alligators, Cobras, Pythons ….Now that’s what we call a “Wild Party”.

The time we spent with the Tigers was unforgettable. We saw 9 tigers in all. Iam a regular at the zoo because of my fascination with the Tiger. I go there alone and sometimes assisted the cage cleaners in feeding the tigers. So I knew what it takes to take my friends inside the Tigers cage J. I have the “right contacts” J. So we had the privilege of entering the private enclosure of the tigers where we were face to face with greatest beast on land. We also had the rare privilege of witnessing the mating of White tigers….now how many of us get that kind of opportunity.

The hippos, rhinos, yaks, emus all were very kind to us J.

Call it a true “Wild Party”. Pics Soon.

Friday, December 16, 2005

I love my job, I love my job ...

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to a radio station in Ft.Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit.

This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial 'water heater'. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a hose, which is taped to the air hose.

Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.

What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my ass started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my ass started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.

Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my ass was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my ass. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.

Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totalling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my ass as soon as I got in the chamber.

The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my ass was swollen shut.
So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."

Monday, November 28, 2005

Indian Engineers Suck

'India does not produce enough good computer engineers and those it does are good at theory but not very well equipped to handle the practical aspects.'
-- Microsoft Chief Technical Officer Craig Mundie

Mundie's bombshell, dropped during a recent India visit, blows our country's pride -- at being an information technology knowledge goldmine -- to smithereens. But just why did Mundie say what he did? What ails our software engineer-developing engines? In a three-part special, we try to find answers. Here is the first instalment:

Not many can deny that Indian students are creative, innovative and scientifically inclined. When it comes to mathematics and the physical and biological sciences, Indian schoolchildren are ahead of their counterparts in developed countries like the United States.

Many bright Indian minds opt for computer science in college to become part of the Great Indian Tech Boom story.

But companies like Microsoft -- which has a full-fledged India Development Centre in Hyderabad -- are not happy with the computer engineers they are recruiting from college campuses.

Here is more proof, in Mundie's words:

  • 'India produces a lot of engineers. But the production of computer science engineers is low, pro rata.'
  • 'India did not have enough software companies nor are enough companies developing India-specific applications.' The reason, Mundie argued, was the poor quality of the country's software engineers.
  • 'There are so few Indian software companies developing local software. That is a negative reinforcement, because there is no local software and no new applications.'
  • 'The problem with the engineers can be attributed to policy issues… Universities in India, did not get proper funding for research and were not directed towards software development.'
  • '[Indian] Computer engineers are more into theory and less in managing businesses, building businesses or writing source codes, the key to software development.'

Experts agree with Mundie. India's software engineers can work cheaply and quickly, but when it comes to quality, industry experts are unanimous in their opinion: Few Indian software engineers are probing new frontiers, raising the bar or exploring new horizons.

Professor J G B Tilak, senior Fellow, National Institute of Education Planning and Administration, New Delhi, says the gradual withdrawal of government support, with increased private participation in technical education, affected quality and led to commercialisation of education. The NIPEA is the Indian government's apex organisation of education planners specialising in policy, planning and management.

The main concern, Tilak argues, is the "declining share of government expenditure on technical education in the total education expenditure, which presently hovers around 4 per cent, as against over 5 per cent 12 years back."

Compare this to the 15 to 30 per cent that every major economy -- including Taiwan and Brazil -- spends on national research and development. China's research and development spending, especially in engineering fields, for example, is a good 10 per cent, says a recent Forbes study.

Retired engineering professor K S Madhavan says research and development in engineering has been in a state of decline in the last few decades because of the poor state of affairs in India's colleges.

Engineering colleges in the country have been growing at 20 per cent a year, while business schools have grown at 60 per cent annually. Five Indian states -- Tamil Nadu, Andhra Pradesh, Maharashtra and Kerala -- account for 69 per cent of India's engineers. Uttar Pradesh, Bihar, Gujarat, Rajasthan and Orissa account for only 14 percent. From its 113 universities and 2,088 colleges -- many of which teach various engineering disciplines -- India produces nearly 350,000 engineering graduates every year. All of Europe produces 100,000 engineering graduates a year, and America produces only 70,000.

But, the quality of Indian engineers is questionable, says Madhavan, who has had a career spanning four decades and is now advisor to several engineering colleges in Karnataka and Kerala.  "That is because of the lack of trained faculty and the dismal State spending on research and development in higher education in the country," he says.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Started but never finished

There are these 2 books that I have started several times in my life but I don’t know why I couldn’t finish them each time. Papillion, Atlas Shrugged.

Guess Iam getting old…..

My Review of - "The World is Flat" on Amazon

“The State Withers Away" ...not through communism but through capitalism

Fredrick Engel's words regarding the "withering away" of the state are so widely known, they are often quoted, and so clearly reveal the essence of the customary adaptation of Marxism.

Friedman’s "The World is Flat", gives a whole new dimension and meaning of the idea of withering away of a state. Contrary to Engel's idea of withering away of the state through proletarian dictatorship, Friedman’s idea of withering away of the state is through Public-Private Partnership, through the lobbying of the Private Sector, through global Supply Chains.
Many ideas in the book are quite thought provoking.

The "Dell Theory of Conflict Prevention" that Friedman talks about is good but takes time for Convincing. As Shashi Tharoor, Author and Under-Secretary UN, says, "In advancing what Friedman calls his "Dell Theory of Conflict Prevention", under which no two countries will go to war if they are both part of the same globalised supply chain, he forgets that most human conflict is fuelled by emotions rather than calculations. Economics cannot explain everything. As Francis Fukuyama discovered before him, it is not yet time for "the end of history". Culture, religion, and national pride all continue to play their part in world affairs. In the flat world, maybe geography is history, but history itself is not yet history. Friedman, intent on his high-tech crystal ball, ignores the rear-view mirror. "

Overall this is One Great Book. This is better than "The Lexus and the Olive Tree"

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/1593976690/ref=cm_cr_dp_2_1/102-0277942-1304904?%5Fencoding=UTF8&customer-reviews.sort%5Fby=-SubmissionDate&n=283155

Monday, November 14, 2005

Raging Bull

"Raging Bull" has been one of my favourite movies of all time. I must have seen it more that 6 times, but I want to watch it again this weeked. I dont know when I will get out of the Martin Scorsese fascination.

I came across the below review. The review about "Raging Bull" here is 99% close to what I think about the movie. Iam reproducing the review here. Check the highlighted text in red.

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Raging Bull" isn't the average, stereotypical underdog boxing movie, because it isn't really about boxing at all. Like most great movies, its focus is much deeper. It came out in 1980, earned Robert De Niro a Best Actor Academy Award, and was marked down as another solid triumph by director Martin Scorsese, whose previous 1976 outing with De Niro earned them both critical acclaim (and for De Niro, an Oscar nomination, although he would actually earn an Oscar for "Raging Bull" four years later).

It dwindled in production hell for quite some time, with Scorsese's drug use halting production and only the duo's strong willpower that kept the project moving ahead. It was after De Niro read boxer Jake LaMotta's memoirs that he knew he wanted to make the film, so Scorsese and De Niro turned to Paul Schrader for a script. Schrader, who had previously written "Taxi Driver" (1976), agreed, and wrote the screenplay for them. The rest is history.

"Raging Bull" has often been regarded as the greatest film of the 80s. To be honest, I'm not so sure about that, since various genres offer different feelings and emotions (comparing this to a comedy might seem rather silly). But to say it is one of the most powerful films of all time would be no gross overstatement -- it is superb filmmaking at its finest.

De Niro gained 60 pounds to play LaMotta, which was an all-time record at the time (later beaten by Vincent D'Onofrio, who gained 70 pounds for Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket"). His physical transformation is on-par with any great screen makeover, especially the most recent, ranging from Willem Dafoe in "Shadow of the Vampire" to Charlize Theron in "Monster." In addition, co-star Joe Pesci also lost weight for his role of Joey, LaMotta's short, eccentric brother. The greatest scene in the film is when LaMotta accuses his brother of having an affair with his wife. The tension is raw, the dialogue amazing, and the overall intensity electrifying.
The film is most often compared to "Rocky," more than any other, apparently because they both concern a certain level of boxing. As much as I absolutely adore "Rocky," "Raging Bull" is a deeper, more realistic film. But whereas "Raging Bull" is raw, "Rocky" is inspiring, and that is one of the reasons I do not think these two very different motion pictures deserve comparison, for the simple fact that they are entirely separate from one another. The only connecting thread is the apparently central theme of boxing, which is used as a theme in "Rocky," and a backdrop in "Raging Bull." They're entirely different motion pictures -- one uplifting, the other somewhat depressing -- and the people who try to decide which is better need to seriously re-evaluate their reasons for doing so. They both succeed splendidly well at what they are trying to do, and that's all I have to say about their so-called connection.

De Niro, who could justifiably be called the greatest actor of all time, is at the top of his game here. In "Taxi Driver" he displayed a top-notch performance. He wasn't just playing Travis Bickle -- he was Travis Bickle. And here he is Jake LaMotta, the infamous boxer known for his abusive life style and somewhat paranoid delusions during his reign as world middleweight boxing champion, 1949 - 1951. Throughout the film, he beats his wife (played expertly and convincingly by the 19-year-old Cathy Moriarty), convinced that she is cheating on him, and that is more or less what the film is truly about. The boxing is just what he does for a living, and could be considered as a way to release some of his deeper, harbored anger.

LaMotta has a close relationship with Joey, his brother, and their interaction is often what elevates the film above others of its genre. The dialogue is great, close to the perfection of Quentin Tarantino's "Pulp Fiction," rich in that rapid-fire filthy language and brutal insults. Pesci, who was on the verge of quitting showbiz at the time of pre-production, was spotted by De Niro in a cheap B-movie named "The Death Collector" (1975), a.k.a. "Family Business," a truly horrid film that nevertheless showcased an early sign of things to come for Pesci. De Niro wanted him for the movie and his premonition was either very lucky or very wise -- this is one of the best performances of Pesci's entire career.

Scorsese shot the film in muted black and white, portraying a certain era of depression and misery. To make the blood show up on screen during the occasional fight scenes, Scorsese used Hershey's Syrup -- which is an interesting tidbit of trivia for any aspiring filmmaking planning on filming a violent movie in black and white. But how often does that happen? This is certainly one of the most intense films Scorsese has directed, and one of the most important of his career. Along with "Taxi Driver," it is an iconic motion picture that will stand the test of time for years and years to come.

Scorsese and De Niro's partnership over the years has resulted in some of the most influential and utterly amazing motion pictures of all time: "Mean Streets," "Taxi Driver," "The King of Comedy," "Goodfellas" and "Casino" come to mind almost instantly. But perhaps the one single title that will be remembered as their most daring effort is "Raging Bull," a motion picture so utterly exhilarating that it defies description. It is simply a masterpiece for the mind and senses, leaving you knocked out cold after its brutal one-two punch. If I had to assemble a list of required viewing, this would be up there towards the top.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Molotov Cocktail

As a kid my dad had taught me how to make a Molotov Cocktail. While my dad was in his youth there were lots of student strikes and agitations in India and Molotov Cocktails were ubiquitous.

I remembered the Molotov Cocktail because Iam seeing that it was used big time in the recent Paris riots.

Once I had prepared a Molotov Cocktail at home the the results were not too encouraging. I had used Kerosene.

Some gyan on Molotov Cocktails

  • A Molotov cocktail (or petrol bomb; also benzine torch) consists of a glass bottle partly filled with flammable liquid, usually petrol (gasoline) or alcohol (generally methanol or ethanol). The mouth of the bottle is stopped up with a cork or other type of airtight bung (rubber, glass, or plastic), and a cloth rag is fixed securely around the mouth. The weapon is used by first soaking the rag in a flammable liquid immediately prior to using it, lighting the rag, and throwing the bottle at the target. The bottle shatters on impact, spilling the flammable liquid over the target, which is then ignited by the burning rag.
  • Common practice is to throw several full unlit bottles to saturate an area, then to ignite the target with a lit one. This avoids some of the risk of throwing several lit devices (the enemy sees the flaming bottles approaching and knows which direction to start shooting, possibility of missing, dropping the device after lit, etc).
  • Molotov cocktails are similar to napalm bombs in principle. Napalm (short for naphthenic palmitic acids) was originally made by combining flammable naphthalene and petrol with thickening agent palmitic acid, the latter two being the main ingredients of Molotov cocktails.
  • The name "Molotov cocktail" is derived from Vyacheslav Mikhailovich Molotov, a Soviet politician who was the People's Commissar for Foreign Affairs (Foreign Minister) of the Soviet Union, with an ironic reference to the 1930s fashion for pre-dinner "cocktails". During the buildup to World War II, when Finland refused to surrender some land to the Soviet Union, the Soviets invaded. The poorly-equipped and heavily-outnumbered Finnish Army, facing Red Army tanks in what came to be known as the Winter War, borrowed an improvised incendiary device from the 1936-39 Spanish Civil War; in that conflict, the Church- and Axis-backed Nationalists under General Francisco Franco had used the weapon against Soviet T-26 tanks supporting the Spanish Republicans in a failed 1936 Soviet assault near Toledo, 30 km from Madrid[1].

When Molotov claimed in radio broadcasts that the Soviet Union was not dropping bombs but rather delivering food to the starving Finns, the Finns responded by saluting the advancing tanks with "Molotov cocktails."

Practical Mistakes committed while handling Molotov cocktail

The easy construction of a Molotov cocktail makes it a standard weapon of guerrilla warfare and violent rioters, but it can be challenging for an amateur to make an effective device. The most common failure is in over-filling the bottle, as a full bottle will not ignite quickly when it breaks on impact (although it has a longer burning potential). For a device to explode rapidly on impact, the bottle should be only one-half to two-thirds full. Another common mistake is failing to wipe down the bottle, which removes flammable residue, prior to lighting the rag. Yet another error is to use the ignition rag directly to stopper the bottle. Other common difficulties include failing to make an airtight seal with the stopper to prevent escaping fumes, a too-long or too-loosely secured ignition rag, using an inappropriate bottle (e.g., short-necked, wide-mouthed, too fragile, or too tough), and above all, mishandling after the rag is ignited.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Bizzare Imagination


Only if Jesus Went to a Gym !!!

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Resignation Letter

I resigned from my previous employer in the year 2002 after some gruelling 3 years in various projects.

I was highly frustrated with the management. On the last day just before cleaning my desk and moving out I met one of the vice-presidents of the company and gave him a letter where I had listed down various points on how to make this company better. I ended that letter with the below poem - a modified version of Rabindranath Tagore's

Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high
Where knowledge is free
Where the world has not been broken up into fragments By narrow domestic walls
Where words come out from the depth of truth
Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection
Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way Into the dreary desert sand of dead habit
Where the mind is led forward by thee Into ever-widening thought and action
Into that heaven of freedom, my Father, let my company awake

Globalization according to my Uncle

Globalization according to my Uncle

This is what my uncle whos in Florida right now has to say about Globalization

Globalisation has been overhyped as the 'zinda tilismath'* for all the economic ailments of the world. While it has generated more money, more fun, the game is open only to a select few. May be I have told you that the world in coming days will have three kinds of people: entrepreneurs, extortionists and rag-pickers! The cities will become blackholes, gobbling up the rural resources and each one of us will sweat our soul out to appease the mammon! May be, I sound like a grouch, but these are my fears!

* - "zinda tilismath" is a potion in Greek Medicine [or "Unani" Medicine as its called in India]. Its used as a cure for virtually everything from Common Cold to you-name-it

Deadlines

Deadlines..Deadlines and No Time to Blog :(
Feel miserable

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Ever Killed a Dog or a Cat in your life?

There were small incidents and adventures during my childhood a little like those of Huckleberry Finn. Our neighborhood was a typical working class one and my friends were interested in everything but studies or education. Other parents who wanted their children to be good always wanted their children to be away from my friends and me.

Dog Baiting
One of those festival days [you have 100s of festivals in India] a friend and me went to a neighbor’s house to wish him for the festival. His dog – a bloody white furry Pomeranian pounced on my leg, buried its teeth in my calf and hung to my leg for a minute or two before I yanked it out and kicked it. We swore revenge….
Plan A - We bought a packet of biscuits and drenched the biscuits with petrol and tried to feed the dog but it wouldn’t eat. Plan A failed.
Plan B – We pulled the dog to a secluded place with the biscuits as our bait. We tied the dog to a pole and hit it big time with cricket bats. Plan B Worked at a Six Sigma level

Cat Baiting
Some cats can be really annoying. The people in the neighborhood would call my friend and me to catch the big cats. We would lend them our service for a price. They should buy us cricket balls as we couldn’t afford them then. Best way to catch cats – get a gunny bag, throw the bag on the cat and tie the bag, take the bag away to a secluded place and kick the bag. There will be resistance from within the bag for a while but it won’t last long.

I really get irritated when Dogs chase you while driving on the roads in India. I feel like driving over a few of them to teach them a lesson….Did I say I have done it ? J


Reference –
Check out the link below for more on Mark Twain and Huckleberry Finn
http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/railton/huckfinn/huchompg.html

Real World Crime

For those of you who like reading real world crime.
If you want to know all about the Black Dahalia case and the other truly bizzarre crime incidents Check out http://www.crimelibrary.com/index.html.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

China Vs India - The Debate Continues

Check this out -

India - We were ruled by the Brits for 200 years. We succumbed to their education, administration, military systems. We virtually caved in and surrendered to their "cultural" imperialism more than the direct imperialism. We gave up on our vernacular languages and learnt and mastered their language. Today, that is 50 years after India’s independence from British rule, India's English speaking skills is something that has become her unique selling proposition in a Services dominated global market place. All the IT hullabaloo in India boils down to the fact that we speak English - a foreign language, a language that belonged to someone who ruled us, a language that was thrust upon us and we succumbed to it with open arms.
Bottomline – Our weakness of the past is something that we are cashing upon. There is nothing that we have developed indigenously that’s helping us. Clearly it was our cultural surrender of our past that we are trying to cash upon today.

China – Despite being ravaged by different western and eastern powers in the past the Chinese did not culturally surrender themselves. They retained their language, their culture and in all these years have proved that they can do it without surrendering their languages and heir cultural identities. They proved it in the manufacturing business.
Bottomline – They have worked hard and have developed and learnt skills to succeed in manufacturing. They have not cashed upon their weaknesses. With the same attitude they are learning English to hone their skills.

End Point – China can easily outperform India even in the services area. They are not cashing upon their weaknesses of the past but are building their strengths.

Friday, October 28, 2005

Been Busy

Been really busy last coupla days. Have this presentation tommorow infront of 600 students.
Lets see how it goes.

Monday, October 24, 2005

On Quizzing

I have been a Quizzer or a Quizzie [I have never been able to find the right word to decribe a Quiz aficionado] since childhood. There is something really interesting about the Quiz fraternity. These guys and girls get into the details that others dont even bother about.

I mean, come on, Why should we know which year the Zippo Lighter hit the markets for the first time or How many horses were used in the Ben-Hur chariot race scene.

Well, in the world of quizzing every detail matters. And I like that.

Just a thought.

List of eponymous laws

List of eponymous laws

This i have spoofed from Wikipedia. I was working on something and needed some of the laws. I thought it better be on my blog.

The list of eponymous laws provides links to articles on laws, adages, and other succinct observations or predictions named after a person. In some cases the person named has coined the law - such as Parkinson's law. In others, the work or publications of the individual have led to the law being so named - as is the case with Moore's law. There are also laws ascribed to individuals by others, such as Murphy's law; or given eponymous names despite the absence of the named person.


This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.


Amara's law - "We tend to overestimate the effect of a technology in the short run and underestimate the effect in the long run". Proposed by Roy Amara.
Amdahl's law - Used to find out the maximum expected improvement to an overall system when only a part of it is improved. Named after Gene Amdahl (born 1922)
Ampère's law - In physics, it relates the circulating magnetic field in a closed loop to the electric current passing through the loop. Discovered by André-Marie Ampère.
Asimov's three laws of robotics - also called, more simply, the Three Rules of Robotics, a set of rules which the fictional robots appearing in the writings of Isaac Asimov (19201992) must obey.
First law: A robot may not harm a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Second law: A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
Third law: A robot must protect its own existence, as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Subsequently, a Zeroth Law was added to precede these three: A robot may not injure humanity, or, through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.
Avogadro's law - In chemistry and physics, one of the gas laws, relating to the volume and molarity of a gas.
Beer-Lambert law - in optics, the empirical relationship of the absorption of light to the properties of the material the light is travelling through. Independently discovered (in various forms) by Pierre Bouguer in 1729, Johann Heinrich Lambert in 1760 and August Beer in 1852.
Benford's law - In any collection of statistics, a given statistic has roughly a 30% chance of starting with the digit 1.
Boyle's law - In physics, one of the gas laws, relating the volume and pressure of an ideal gas held at a constant temperature. Discovered by and named after Robert Boyle (16271691)
Brooks' law - Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. Named after Fred Brooks, author of the well known tome on Project Management, The Mythical Man-Month.
Clarke's three laws. Formulated by Arthur C. Clarke. Several corollaries to these laws have also been proposed.
First law: When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
Second law: The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.
Third law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Dilbert Principle - Coined by Scott Adams as a variation of the Peter Principle of employee advancement. Named after Adams' Dilbert comic strip, it proposes that the most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
Dollo's Law - "An organism is unable to return, even partially, to a previous stage already realized in the ranks of its ancestors." Simply put this laws states that evolution is not reversible.
Duverger's law - After Maurice Duverger. Winner-take-all (or first-past-the-post) electoral systems tend to create a 2 party system, while proportional representation tends to create a multiple party system.
Finagle's law - Generalized version of Murphy's law, fully named Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives and usually rendered "anything that can go wrong, will". Not strictly eponymous, since there was no Finagle.
Fitts' Law - A principle of human movement published in 1954 by Paul Fitts which predicts the time required to move from a starting position to a final target area. Fitts' law is used to model the act of pointing, both in the real world, e.g. with a hand or finger, and on a computer, e.g. with a mouse.
Gauss's law - In physics, gives the relation between the electric flux flowing out a closed surface and the charge enclosed in the surface. It was formulated by Carl Friedrich Gauss.
Godwin's law - An adage in Internet culture that states "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one." Coined by Mike Godwin in 1990.
Goodhart's law - When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
Graham's law - In physics, a gas law which states that the average kinetic energy of the molecules of two samples of different gases at the same temperature is identical. It is named for Thomas Graham (18051869), who formulated it.
Gresham's law - "bad money drives good money out of circulation". Coined in 1858 by British economist Henry Dunning Macleod, and named for Sir Thomas Gresham (1519 - 1579).
Grimm's law - explains correspondence between some consonants in Germanic languages vs. other Indo-European languages. Discovered by Jacob Grimm, (1785 – 1863), German philologist and mythologist and one of the Brothers Grimm.
Hanlon's razor - A corollary of Finagle's law, normally taking the form "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.". As with Finagle, possibly not strictly eponymous.
Hartman's Law of Prescriptivist Retaliation - "any statement about correct grammar, punctuation, or spelling is bound to contain at least one eror".
Henry's law - The mass of a gas that dissolves in a definite volume of liquid is directly proportional to the pressure of the gas provided the gas does not react with the solvent.
Hofstadter's law - "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law." It was created by Douglas Hofstadter in his book Gödel, Escher, Bach.
Hooke's law - The tension on a spring or other elastic object is proportional to the displacement from the equilibrium. Named after Robert Hooke (1635 - 1703)
Hotelling's law in economics - Under some conditions, it is rational for competitors to make their products as nearly identical as possible.
Hubble's law - Galaxies recede from an observer at a rate proportional to their distance to that observer. Formulated by Edwin Hubble in 1929.
Kepler's laws of planetary motion - govern the motion of the planets around the sun, and were first discovered by Johannes Kepler
Kerckhoffs' law on secure cryptography by Auguste Kerckhoffs
Kirchhoff's laws - one law in Thermodynamics and two about electrical circuits, named after Gustav Kirchhoff.
Linus's law - named for Linus Torvalds, initiator of the kernel of the GNU/Linux operating system, states "given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow". This law is, incidentally, the only one on this list to use the forename rather than the family name.
Little's law, in queueing theory, says The average number of customers in a stable system (over some time interval) is equal to their average arrival rate, multiplied by their average time in the system. The law was named for John Little from results of experiments in 1961.
Littlewood's law - States that individuals can expect miracles to happen to them, at the rate of about one per month. Coined by Professor J E Littlewood, (18851977)
Meadow's law is a precept, now discredited, that since cot deaths are so rare, "One is a tragedy, two is suspicious and three is murder." It was named for Sir Roy Meadow, a paediatrician prominent in the United Kingdom in the last quarter of the twentieth century.
Metcalfe's law - In communications and network theory, states that the value of a system grows as approximately the square of the number of users of the system. Framed by Robert Metcalfe (born 1946) in the context of the ethernet.
Moore's law - An empirical observation stating that the complexity of integrated circuits doubles every 18 months. Outlined in 1965 by Gordon Moore (born 1925), co-founder of Intel
Moynihan's law - "The amount of violations of human rights in a country is always an inverse function of the amount of complaints about human rights violations heard from there. The greater the number of complaints being aired, the better protected are human rights in that country." Coined by Daniel Patrick Moynihan (1927 - 2003).
Murphy's law - Most commonly formulated as "if anything can go wrong, it will", less commonly "If it can happen, it will happen". Ascribed to Edward A. Murphy, Jr.
Newton's laws of motion - In physics, three scientific laws concerning the behaviour of moving bodies, which are fundamental to classical mechanics. Discovered and stated by Isaac Newton (16431727).
First law: A body remains at rest, or moves in a straight line (at a constant velocity), unless acted upon by a net outside force. This law isn't valid any more (outside classical mechanics) since Einstein showed that the "gravitational attractive force", that was thought to accelerate all free falling bodies, doesn't exist and so it turns out that all free falling bodies "accelerate" on their own without acted upon by any external force. The law is still valid in hypothetical inertial reference frames if one manages to create them.
Second law: The acceleration of an object of constant mass is proportional to the force acting upon it. This law translated from classical mechanics to the real world, to be still valid, has to be preceded by a phrase "In an inertial reference frame". Never mind the difficulty to construct an inertial reference frame. In the times of Newton "absolute space" (while it existed) and all systems that moved with a constant velocity in relation to it were considered inertial reference frames. Removing "absolute space" from physics by Einstein created some problems with finding a suitable inertial reference frame to test the law.
Third law: Whenever one body exerts force upon a second body, the second body exerts an equal and opposite force upon the first body.
Newton's law of cooling - the rate of cooling (or heating) of a body due to convection is proportional to the difference between the body temperature and the ambient temperature.
Occam's razor - States that explanations should never multiply causes without necessity. When two explanations are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest full explanation is preferable. Named after William of Ockham (ca.12851349)
Ohm's law - In physics, states that the ratio of the potential difference (or voltage drop) between the ends of a conductor (and resistor) to the current flowing through it is a constant, provided the temperature doesn't change. Discovered and named after Georg Simon Ohm (17891854).
Parkinson's law - "Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion". Coined by C. Northcote Parkinson (19091993)
Pareto principle - States that for many phenomena 80% of consequences stem from 20% of the causes. Named after Italian economist Vilfredo Pareto, but framed by management thinker Joseph M. Juran.
Peter principle - "In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence". Coined by Laurence J. Peter (19191990)
Poisson's Law of Large Numbers - For independent random variables with a common distribution, the average value for a sample tends to the mean as sample size increases. Named after Siméon-Denis Poisson (17811840) and derived from "Recherches sur la probabilité des jugements en matière criminelle et en matière civile" (1837; "Research on the Probability of Criminal and Civil Verdicts").
Ralph's observation - "It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry."
Raoult's law - In chemistry, Raoult's law states that the vapor pressure of mixed liquids is dependent on the vapor pressures of the individual liquids and the molar vulgar fraction of each present in solution.
Reed's law is the assertion of David P. Reed that the utility of large networks, particularly social networks, can scale exponentially with the size of the network.
Reilly's law - of Retail Gravitation, people generally patronize the largest mall in the area.
Say's law - attributed to economist Jean-Baptiste Say and contrasted to Keynes' Law (discussed above), saying that "supply creates its own demand," i.e., that if businesses produce more output in a free market economy, the wages and other payment for productive inputs will provide sufficient demand so that there is no general glut.
Stevens' Power Law - In physics this law relates the intensity of a stimulus to its perceived strength. It supersedes the Weber-Fechner law, since it can describe a wider range of sensations. The theory is named after its inventor, S. Smith Stevens (19061973).
Stokes' law - an expression for the frictional force exerted on spherical objects with very small Reynolds numbers, named for George Gabriel Stokes, (18191903)
Sturgeon's law - "Ninety percent of everything is crud." Derived from a quote by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon (19181985)
Ugol's law, names for Max Ugol, who first formulated it on the alt.sex.bondage newsgroup: "If you ever ask 'Am I the only one who has this kink?' the answer is invariably 'no'."
Verner's law - Stated by Karl Verner in 1875, Verner's law describes a historical sound change in the Proto-Germanic language whereby voiceless fricatives *f, *þ, *s and *x, when immediately following an unstressed syllable in the same word, underwent voicing and became respectively *b, *d, *z and *g.
Weber-Fechner law - This law named after Ernst Heinrich Weber and Gustav Theodor Fechner attempts to describe the human perception of various physical stimuli. In most cases, Stevens' power law gives a more accurate description.
Zipf's law - in linguistics, the observation that the frequency of use of the nth-most-frequently-used word in any natural language is approximately inversely proportional to n, or, more simply, that a few words are used very often, but many or most are used rarely. Named after George Kingsley Zipf (19021950), whose statistical work research led to the observation. More generally, the term Zipf's law refers to the probability distributions involved, which are applied by statisticians not only to linguistics but also to fields remote from that.

How Technology Hype Works















Technology trigger. A breakthrough, public demonstration, product launch or other event that generates significant press and industry interest.

Peak of inflated expectations. a phase of overenthusiasm and unrealistic projections during which a flurry of publicized activity by technology leaders results in some successes but more failures as the technology is pushed to its limits. The only enterprises making money at this stage are conference organizers and magazine publishers.

Trough of disillusionment. The point at which the technology becomes unfashionable and the press abandons the topic, because the technology did not live up to its overinflated expectations.

Slope of enlightenment. Focused experimentation and solid hard work by an increasingly diverse range of organizations lead to a true understanding of the technology's applicability, risks and benefits. Commercial off-the-shelf methodologies and tools become available to ease the development process.

Plateau of productivity. The real-world benefits of the technology are demonstrated and accepted. Tools and methodologies are increasingly stable as they enter their second and third generation. The final height of the plateau varies according to whether the technology is broadly applicable or only benefits a niche market.

PS - The whole stuff is utterly simple but the guys at Gartner have a way with their words. Coin some crazy, high-sounding terminology and patent utterly mundane things as your own. Well theres something to learn from these companies. Gartner calls the above stuff as the "Gartner Hype Cycle"

Lost My Cellphone over the weekend

Shit! i lost my cell phone over the weekend. I wish the guy who stole it burn in hell. Its not the phone instrument that Iam worried about, its the huge telephone directory that I had stored in the phone over the last 4 years and thats also lost now. The service providers say they cannot retrieve it for me. Life sucks!

The Mythical Reality

Had Written this article way back in 1999

THE MYTHICAL REALITY

This article is a work of my imagination. Any resemblance to anybody living or dead or any organization running or closed down is purely coincidental. This Article is dedicated to “The Software Engineer”.

I did my Engineering in Computer Science a few years ago. As we approached the culmination of our engineering studies all of us succumbed to the hype created by the media about the IT revolution. Every newspaper and tabloid spoke about IT as the panacea for every problem. The Chief Ministers of various states of India were competing against one another in attracting investment from American IT firms and establishing Software Development Infrastructures, or Software Parks. [I hate this term! The serenity of the word, park, is lost by the word, Software, adjacent to it.] And since I hailed from a state whose Chief Minister was portrayed by the media as a “tech-savvy CEO”, I was considered lucky by many friends in my class. IT and software jobs were the topics of discussion in class rooms, staff rooms, bath rooms, sports rooms, libraries, hotels, bars, parks etc. I even came across a few romantic couples scattered across the campus discussing about TCS Written tests or Infosys Campus Interviews, between themselves. I really thought that IT had replaced romance.

It was the dream of most of the students of the “prestigious” Computer Science Dept [Comp Sci or Komski] to land jobs in the top IT firms of India like Wipro, Infosys, Satyam, TCS, to name a few. The students of other departments like Mechanical, Civil and Electrical etc felt their lives were wasted because they do not belong to the coveted Komski department. They looked at the guys from Komski as “gods own children”. They behaved like losers and most of them wanted to hang themselves to the lampposts on the college campus with placards around their necks reading ‘Iam a Loser’. Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and other college dropouts became our heroes, idols and for a few, even gods. The pictures of Narayan Murthy and Sabeer Bhatiya replaced posters of Madonna and Kate Winslet. Speaking about Internet, e-mail and browsing was orgasmic. The number of e-mail ids a guy had was directly proportional to the number of his girl friends. Every classmate of mine came up with some new terminology and claimed it the “next big thing” everyday.

I am a naïve mortal. And even I got influenced by all the IT hype around me. Even I aimed at getting my hands on a job for a company of repute after my Engineering. The photographs of Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Scot McNealy replaced the photographs of Gandhi, Lenin, Che Guvera and Madonna in my room in the hostel.

That was but a few years ago. Today as I relax in my empire, my kingdom, my cubicle I cannot stop from smiling as I think in retrospect. IT as it looked then and IT as it is in reality. Winston Churchill described the Soviet Russia as a “A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma”. With all due respect to Mr. Churchill, I think it was an overstatement, as Mr. Churchill was still unexposed to the Software Industry.

In the Indian Society, a Software Engineer occupies a status, which was hitherto unimaginable. Perhaps the only country where most of the women want their sons or daughters to be a Software Engineer. Particularly in the state of AP, going to America [or “states” as USA is referred to] is equal to winning the US presidential election or an Olympic Gold Medal. In the state of AP if a boy doesn’t go to America after his engineering studies then his capability is questioned. His manhood and his existence are at stake. Relatives look at him as a loser and ask their children not to follow his footsteps. Even if the boy wants to take up Civil Services Examinations, he is asked to take up those examinations in USA. That’s the power of the word “America” in the state of AP in particular. The state I hail from.

However after the slump in the US Economy the ideology has changed. Now a steady job has become a priority and not going to America. And, Indian Software engineers both men and women have started to get marriage proposals. And Software Engineers are seen like mortals and not the invincible masters of the universe.


Welcome to the Real World
When a person just out of Engineering College enters the software industry then following are a few syndromes they suffer with: Total Shock, Disblief, Sleepy, Hungry, Insane, Why-exactly-am-I-here Syndrome, Did-I-study-Neural-Networks-to-do-HTML-syndrome, What-to write-in-a-time-sheet syndrome etc. and I was no exception.

Welcome To My Blog

Hey Guys

I welcome you all to my blog. I lookforward to posting my random thoughts here and also meeting a lots of cool headed people.

Kartik